Friday, July 24, 2009

July 23

Iyana: [to Javantay] "You're too big to be in fifth grade."
Javantay: [to Iyana] "You're to dumb to be in third grade."
Mr. Jason: "That's not very nice."
Iyana: "Your teeth are too yellow to be in fifth grade."
Mr. Jason: "Iyana, what does Javantay's teeth have to do with his education?"
Javantay: "Your mom's too dumb to be in third grade."
Mr. Jason: "Now that doesn't even make any sense."
Iyana: "I don't know Mr. Jason. If your teeth are bad you shouldn't be in school."
Mr. Jason: "Javantay's teeth look fine to me. What if someone didn't have any teeth?"
Iyana: "I'd kick them out of school."
Mr. Jason: "Why?"
Iyana: "Quit asking so many questions!"
Mr. Jason: "Sorry, I can't help myself."

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