July 23

Sarah: "Do they have cars in England?"

Mr. Jason: "Yes."

Sarah: "Do they eat the same food we do?"
Mr. Jason: "Mostly, they eat a lot more gravy."
Issac: "What?"
Ronnie: "What?"

Mr. Jason: "They eat a lot more gravy. It's sort of a joke."

Issac: "We don't never understand your jokes, Mr. Jason."
Mr. Jason: "It's OK."

Sarah: "Do they have pop in England?"
Mr. Jason: "Yes."

Sarah: "Do they have tables?"

Mr. Jason: "In England?"
Sarah: "Yeah."

Mr. Jason: "No."

Ronnie: "What?"

Mr. Jason: "There are no tables in England. And no chairs, either."

Sarah: "How do they eat?"
Mr. Jason: "They put their heads right on the plates and eat like that."

Sarah: "Gross! Hahahahahahaha!"

Ronnie: "Hahahahahahaha!"

Issac: "Are you serious?"
Sarah: "Yeah."

Mr. Jason: "I'm serious."

July 23

Iyana: [to Javantay] "You're too big to be in fifth grade."

Javantay: [to Iyana] "You're to dumb to be in third grade."

Mr. Jason: "That's not very nice."

Iyana: "Your teeth are too yellow to be in fifth grade."

Mr. Jason: "Iyana, what does Javantay's teeth have to do with his education?"

Javantay: "Your mom's too dumb to be in third grade."

Mr. Jason: "Now that doesn't even make any sense."

Iyana: "I don't know Mr. Jason. If your teeth are bad you shouldn't be in school."

Mr. Jason: "Javantay's teeth look fine to me. What if someone didn't have any teeth?"

Iyana: "I'd kick them out of school."

Mr. Jason: "Why?"

Iyana: "Quit asking so many questions!"

Mr. Jason: "Sorry, I can't help myself."